"A drunk driver was arrested in Germany after he accidentally rang the police instead of a breakdown service when he had a flat tyre.
Before he realised who he was speaking to, the 31-year-old let it slip that he had no licence and was driving under the influence.
The civil servant, who lost his licence eight years ago, had a blow out in the western town of Monheim while driving a car borrowed from a friend.
He had a blood alcohol level that was seven times the legal limit, and when he tried to call the German equivalent of the AA he became confused and dialled the emergency number for the police.
The drunken man phoned and said: "My car is broken and I need you to come and fix it. You better be quick because I'm really pretty drunk and I don't have a licence so it wouldn't be good if the cops drove past."
A Monheim police spokesman said: "He wanted us to come quickly, so we did."
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Boy if that isn't something I would do. Hell I ran a redlight once in front of a cop while He was giving someone else a ticket. Of course I pulled over and waited until He was done writing that ticket tso He could then give Me one. Of course He didn't hassle Me cause I had already pulled over. LMAO Stupid Humans.
Larry
Larry,
You are beyond a doubt the most honest person I have ever had the pleasure of knowing!!
I don't know about that Lisa. I was driving My old Mans Toyota and it barely went 40 MPH it was either Pull over and take the medicine or try and get away and add 2 tickets to it. I chose the lesser. Least He didn't bitch Me out.
Larry
Larry:
When I was in middle school, a friend of mine and I were at K-Mart, just bumming around. She pushed me into a shopping cart which went flying through the store's picture window.
I went home and told my dad right away. He never punished me because I came home and told the truth..
If you knew my dad....you would know that I was scared to death to tell him.
I thought I'd get the crap beat out of me.
Oh wow that is awesome. SO Your Dad was very strict I take it huh?? SUre sounds like it.
Larry
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